On Wednesday my friend Stacy rang and said, “they are doing auditions for Australia’s Got Talent at the Dubbo RSL, you should go.”
I said to Willy, I want to go to the audition and Willy said “why would you want to do that, they are all young and you might be disappointed if you don’t get through”.
I said, “it’s on my bucket list”.
So Sunday morning at four o’clock we headed off to Dubbo RSL.
We get there at 9.45am and there must have been 200 there or maybe more. So Willy and Stacy dropped me off, shaking their heads at me and off they go shopping.
In the foyer many of us waited to be called. Some of the other contestants, with pink and purple hair, were playing guitars and singing out loud, and I must admit I felt a little out of place, but I didn’t care. I was there, to do my bucket list, but also to represent the Ridge. They took us upstairs, and separated us into four different rooms.
I sat outside and heard everyone go in sing one song and then come out. Maybe, 20 before me.
Then it was my turn, most contestants had taped backing or live music, I did it acapello.
I go into this small room, a desk, a young lady producer and a small orange x on the floor. She said, “start when you are ready”.
My son Andy had picked the song for me, even though he didn’t know it, he liked the way I sang it, it is a song by Dianna Trask called Oh Boy.
I sang it then she said, sing another one. I did half of Summertime, then she said, “I would like you to see the executive producer”.
So I went out to the other room and sat with a few other people.
A lady called Patricia joined me and asked how many songs I sang and I told her two, she said me too.
We sat together for five hours, you won’t believe this, but after talking to her, I found out we went to school together over 40 years ago. Patricia is a singing teacher with a fantastic voice and she went in before me and sang two songs.
Now it was my turn, well in I go, it was just like you see in the movies, stage spotlight, microphone, the executive producer sitting down the front, mixer guy and film crew, maybe eight people in all.
I get on stage, left leg shaking and he said “tell me the Joanne Hackett story”.
I told him I am a grandmother of 19 and the great grandmother of two, he clapped, I bowed as you do.
Of course I told him about Willy and what a great comedian he is and about our long life on the road.
I sang one song and he said sing another one. I did part of Summertime and he said “stop, you have a great country voice’’ and thanks to Barry Stacy’s husband I sang Neon Moon.
Wow to my surprise, he said “where is this Willy not Nelson guy”, I said he is at McDonalds with Stacy. He said ring him and get him here now, Willy said he wasn’t in the competition, the producer said again “get him here right now”.
I rang Willy and said “get here now with your guitar’’, and he was very surprised, cause he wasn’t in the contest.
Well as he does, Mr Cool, Calm and Collected, filled in the forms and went onto the stage, they plugged in his guitar, he told a couple of jokes, then sang the caravan song.
I was sitting in the front row, the executive producer laughed all the way through and tapped his feet, every time Willy said “it’s on the CD” he almost bent in half.
At the end of the song, everyone in the room clapped for the first time all day, there was applause from that room, I know I was there.
The executive producer asked Willy and I to do a song together, and we did, at the end of that song the producer said to Willy, “you do know your wife has agreat country voice. “Of cause Willy said.
Then he said, now I can understand the way you are together. We have always been together.
Now we have to wait to January to see if we get through.
If not wow! What an adrenalin buzz that was.